那個沒來就是代表妳要生小孩了!!!

are you unfaithful to me?

哦天阿 妳要當爸爸了!!

are you sure that's my baby?

kind of XD but I'm not really sure

i think you should ask oberon

maybe that's his baby XD

借你衛生棉

pinpindoris: 我沒辦法想像==

aha920: 那..我要塞哪?

是妳的話不意外