and unlike the Bangles in the '80s, i was NOT kissing Valentino by a crystal blue italian stream

HOWEVER, i was, apparently, going for a hike in the local woods (surprisingly) and i walked onto a biking trail only to see Princess Diana

and Prince Charles, out for a walk in very traditional hiking attire. only Diana was wearing dangly diamond earrings that looked like the

crown jewels or something like the crown jewels. i was thinking, 'this is surreal' when out of the blue, the princes came running up to us

out of breath... in their lycra biking shorts! yes, prince william and prince harry, running in spandex and coming to a stop to say 'hi' as

they dashed off to the next bit of their training. and let me say, in my dream at least, their departure showed two perfect arses in spandex

if you're a guy and you're ever wondering if you're gay, this dream is proof positive, no questions asked, thank you m'am, done.

and if this royal hiking situation ever happens to you, you can be certain you are dreaming, particularly when Prince William is the hot one

we all know harry is the hot one. it's safe to say neither is the smart one, but hey, i'm not interested in conversation. TMI? i think not.

it's a lesson... somehow. i'm sure of it.

yes, don't go hiking in your local woods

i think that's it!

I love that dream! Love it. Especially since you have said your dreams are usually boring rehashes of every day life.

And yes, that dream would confirm you were gay if there were any doubts.

sad, i know

but now I have that song in my head!

sorry...