because we don't walk on all fours

because we r the only ones with religion so we do missionary work

not only humans do missionary. i swear ive seen it on animal planet tt some other animals do otherwise

probably other apes

coz the women insist on having conversation.

no lah. They pretend they want conversation. What they want is a monologue

"Do I look fat in thissssssss? Do I do I do I?~?"

"my dear u cannot look fat in your own skin"

wow, very PC answer

mb +many

lawyer tio si lawyer.

i ish not lying what. Skin can expand and contract

nice ans mb!!! *scribbles in notebook*

Wahahaha

i'll be quite disturbed if animals are able to talk about their sexual frustrations

and telling their partner that one of the lightbulbs in the ceiling is faulty.

jay: i pity u..

haiz..... i haz a sad.

i tell her to change so many times liao. but did she listen? Nooooooo........

the faulty lightbulb is very disturbing to you and after you tell her she never change the lightbulb?!

that must be one sick woman

It's to distract him so he can last longer.

i think most male mammals can't be that frustrated. They have more than one mate, and most of them can lick themselves

so you're saying that the reason why human males are frustrated is because they don't have more than 1 mate and they cant lick themselves

?

possibly