pavlyuchenkosvodkabottle...

placed the ball by his bedside. He hates the fact that it comes from bastard Ivan but... IT"S WILSOOON!!!

starts talking nicely to the beach ball.

advises that he doesn't let the nurse hear him or he will be locked up longer... not that such a thing would be bad. >_>

lowers his voice tone, carefull that the nurses won't hear him.

also smack him so hard the vikings feel it if he lets the ball drift away. D':

NOT, GODDAMNIT! He's not some useless American actor... u_u

very happy to hear this. Damn you, Tom Cruise.

knew he would be. Damn you, Tom (wasn't it Hanks? He never knows..) and your lack of hability to keep balls on the shore.

... Maybe it was Hanks. He doesn't remember, keeping up with celebrities is America's job. Either way, losing Wilson is inexcusable and as_

soon as Russia intelligence can figure out the perpetrator, he will be kolhozed.

, for once, supports him.

figured out that it was Hanks. Now to invade Hollywood...

cheer for him! 8D ...from his hospital bed.