Luthii says dear roommate: for the last fucking time if I bring up the mail, I put it on the table by the door. - #55f1ku - Plurk

15 years ago

dear roommate: for the last fucking time if I bring up the mail, I put it on the table by the door. Stop fucking asking

15 years ago

earlier today...

15 years ago

me: we are doing a house clean on thur

15 years ago

him: I mopped the kitchen floor yesterday, I did my part

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15 years ago

me: no we are doing a full house clean.

15 years ago

him: you mean the floors?

15 years ago

me: that and scrubbing, dusting and picking up our crap out of the common areas.

15 years ago

him: oh. I can't. I leave for work at 4pm.

15 years ago

me: so you can clean until 3.

15 years ago

him: no. <pauses for a beat> how about you and Dan clean this time and next time it'll be you and me.

15 years ago

me: wtf. no. We are all going to equally clean this disgusting house. If you don't want to clean on thur, pick a couple of rooms and...

15 years ago

fucking do it on wed.

15 years ago

him: but I mopped the floor.

15 years ago

me: you mopped the kitchen floor that YOU had dripped raw chicken juice all over. How about you fucking unplug the sink that you keep...

15 years ago

plugging up with raw chicken and eggs? I'm not going to stick my hand in that disease water.

15 years ago

him: I took out the trash today

15 years ago

me: 90% of which was your recyclable ice cream, chicken and egg cartons.