You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!

You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.

You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what you feel like at month end.

You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers are too

cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss.

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as

you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

You are listening to the voices in your head -- You have built a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out,

You have a dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube, You wonder why you are even here in the first place.

**END TRANSMISSION**

thoughtwrong needs help too

*mutes this one too*

you all are just jealous because I like cats

*allergic to cats*

I like cats too But this is well you know

yea I do know andex...to finish your sentence "this is...FUNNY AS ALL HELL!!!"

I thought so

another pretty funny one I think most people missed is my post on the October holidays. *hint: read the comments*

www.plurk.com/p/55yxs

You are disturbed, but you do it in a witty way. That's what I like about you.

thank you LaurelPlum

sends this to thoughtwrong

now proceed to strangle andex fopr that one! *chokes profusely*

www.clowder.net/cats/run...

cats, but not when they whine and carry on. A cat with no vocal abilities would be the perfect cat.

www.vpsingles.com/pics/c...

www.vpsingles.com/pics/c...

where is bigdoc when you need him

What about weird cats

there really should be a warning with Andex's link. LOL I made Ken jump when I opened it.

how you got her job confused with yours?

lolcatz RULEZ