homaygas

not literally man

oh good then *wipes sweat of brow*

*crosses out anal beads as bday gift option*

sucks to be somebody's bitch and up your balls all the time... again not literally.

are you in a sex shop? lol anywhoo I know what you mean

its your boss ack

nasty

well not exactly my boss but it feels like everybody is on case for some reason or another