oh, it's a smartphone?

'cause it knows where hugs should end up

best phone ever.

That is indeed where hugs should end up - my jugs up against theirs. Rubba-rubba-rubba.

never hugging oninopoptart again.

I will take alexmkg's hugsses!

DIBS!

*Acts like peguins* Peguin 1: Turn to the peguin next to you and give him a great big hug!

Peguin 2:What you huggin' me for?! Peguin 3:He told me to! Peguin 2:Go away! Peguin 3:You know you like it!

Russian phones are so strange.