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you haven't seen my mother, right?

I'm going to introduce you!

I don't believe so. Doesn't stop me from humming "Imma be the syrup, she can be my waffle."

totally going to introduce you.

Anyone who makes small, quick circles in the kitchen, with a jar of mustard, mumbling "What am I doing here." is worth meeting.

nono, it was "Why am I holding this mustard?!"

Right, right, of course. How could I forget.

have I mentioned that Mrs. Why Am I Holding This Mustard has a thing for Russian guys?