...Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find
out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
today i wondered why the fuck am ireading all these plurks for.
rofl!
because im awesome
*gravels at your awesomeness"
ew
ROFL JK
*mutes*
love you