*sneaks another peek*

im not staring. swear. but damn.

i wish i had my emoticons...

ha.

I certainly can relate..

i'm glad. lol

i have that prob every time i go past a mirror

that was what I said...

so who is this sexy mofo and why are you not talking to them?

now it wasn't al.

you just said you could relate. there was no mirror reference.

I figured you were talking about your wife.

i figured he was talking about mine

Actually in all honesty I immediate thought the mirror bit would be a-typically mainstream dogbeat funny...but since it was so easily

accessed I decided to just say I relate and let the mystery continue...

you are the far superior humor component to my plurk

haha

he was just a random at a bar. didn't talk to him, cuz i don't talk to people.

he was with a girl and some other friends, and he was waaaay too intimidating. that sexy. lol

plus talking probably would have ruined it. i just wanted to look at how pretty he was.

talking always ruins it

'baby, you'd look so good standing over there with your mouth shut'

The female predator in the wild....

dun nun. dun nun.

"shh, baby, you just stand there and look pretty."