WHERE ARE YOU NOOOOWWW????!!!! OOOHH YYYEEEAAAHHH
Reporter: Magnitude 10.0 Earthquake recorded on this very moment.
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GO DIE
AND FALL DOWN THE CRACKS MADE BY THE MAGNITUDE
HINDI AKU MAMATAY 'CAUSE I WON'T FALL INTO THE QUAKE'S CRACKS! I CAN FLYYYY!
WHAT? WITH YOUR INFLATED EYE BAGS?
NO. NIHIYUS NMN AKUNG ieb. MAGPA-GAS PA KU.
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PETRON LANG
CALTEX NLNG KAY DUOL RA SA AMU/
AYAW. KAII MA-POISON AND IMU EYE BAGS. PETRON KAII HEALTHY
SHELL NLNG. GIKAN SA OCEAN.
HAPIT NA CLASS NINYU
CLASS NA JUD NAMU. KAPOI KAAYU
MUHAHAHHAHA'
AMU WALA PA
UNPEER KAAYU.
MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
PERO KULBA NAKUH D; MAMATAY KU BEFORE MAG-START ANG CLASSES
YAY! Unsa dai makakulba anang start sa klase?
UH...NEW STUDENT MAN KU. DAUN ANG NAA NYA SA ILA MIND KAII
'HALA...APIL2X SAD NI CYA DAH'
AHAHAHAH! INGNA LNG NGA DLI KA NEW STUDENT, 'YOU JUST DIDN'T SEE ME LAST YEAR.'
HAHAHAHAH
UNSA KU, INVISIBLE?
OR...INVISIBIBLE
OU. NAA KAY INVISIBILITY CLOAK. IT DEFLECTS UV RAYS MAN.
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NAA SAD KU ELDER WAND
DOES YOUR ELDER WAND KILL MOSQUITOS AND ROACHES IN AN INSTANT? PWEDI NA KA MAGJANITOR.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
KA LAME NIMU UII
WALA NA KAI LAING
`CLEANING EQUIPMENT`? MAGHIRE UG JANITOR ANG CIT
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
NO THANKS. SA OPERA BUILDING RA KU MAG-SERVE
IKAW TIGLIMPYU SA CR DIDTU?
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DILI. ATTIC RA
PULTAHAN RUH. 
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DALIA
BINTANA.
SALUG
KURTINA
ATUP
BUNGBUNG
BALDE
KABU
ARINOLA
IHI
TOBOL
IGIT
IHI NGA ICE
IGIT NGA PARFAIT
NAWNG NIMU G-LIGID SA IGIT UG IHI
FACE NIMU GI LAMPASU SA TOBOL
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BOANG
MAMATAY NAKUH. CGEH NAKUH KATAWA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAA
SHAMPOO NIMU NAAY BO-OG, MUTA, KOGMO, TAE, IGIT, IHI UG MENS
MAGSABUN KA SA TOBOL NGA IMUNG GILAMPASU. DIE.
MUWAHAHAH!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
MINATAY KA
IMU SUD-AN KAII LIVE COCKROACH
IMU MATH KAI SI DOBBY UG GOLLUM, ROASTED.
IMU MATH KAII DOBBY'S HEAD AND GOLLUM'S YOU KNOW WHAT
IMU MATH KAY TANANG GIMENTION ANING PLURK.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
IKAW BOANG
IKAW BOANGER
IKAW BOANGER THAN BOANGEST
IKAW BOANGEST EVEREST
IKAW NEW BOANGEST BRAND. MAS BOANGEST
MAS BOANG PA KA NI JIMMY NEUTRON.
IKAW MAS BOANG PA SA POCARI SWEAT
MAS BOANG PA SA GATORED KA
GATORADE DIAY. AMBU 'SA SPELLING
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GATETORERERERERERERED
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WA KU KASABUT
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MUWAHAHAHAHAHHHA! MAAYU KAY KUNG JEJEMON IMPERSONATOR.