Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and

grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, "Dooo youuuu have dillddooos?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

The old woman then asks: "Doooo youuuu carrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss

ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbbbaattteries ?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offfff?!!"

I hope not!!!

I wonder if they can change the batteries without removing it?

But who's going to offer, Matt?

I'm selfless, and I'm a high C personality - always anxious to make others happy

I'm sure you would take good care of her!

I aim to please

You know you do more than aim

haha. Careful aim means a greater likelihood of hitting the target