OMG THERES A CAKE BECAUSE ITS MY BDAY
happy birthday according to plurk
congratulations on your VIBRATOR! i never had a dildo of any sorts
I THOUGHT IT WAS TOMORROW
its not big its not tiny its so awesome though i wanna use it now
lmfao idky im laughign so hard. im so imature
i mean hehehehe you know you want to
brenda says (4:00 AM):
because
i just came back
from a sex shop
brenda says (4:01 AM):
im gonna masterbate
so hard
OOH LA LA! I hope you got a good one!

What kind did you get? And, if you ever need any sex toy buying advice, my toychest is HUGE and i'm
i'm too afraid to get one, lol
really in need of a bigger one, lolol. Yes, I'm a perv. I have no shame, etc. However, I'm a wealth of info
awws, why are you afraid,
DemiEllison? That's too cute. there's nothing to be afraid of. and there are plenty of places online you can
order from that are well-respected so that you can avoid the tawdriness of the local sex shop.
i live with my mom, i cant order shit offline
oh wait... you know you can order off amazon? just tell her you got some books and dvds. lolol. or is it the cc thing that's the prob?
so i guess thats a problem
i mean, im fine with my hands
ah, i hear ya. local sex shop it is then. are there any that are women-friendly or aimed at women?
all i know is the lions den
ahahahha, hi5! well, then, don't worry about it. though, if you ever change your mind, hit me up and i'm sure i can help you out, lolol.
turns beet red. i think i just revealed waaaaay too much about myself in this plurk.
and theres no delete option for responses
oh yeah! happy bday hun! <3
and there is a delete option for responses,
itsyamamma... scroll over your response and there's an x out to the side that deletes responses
lmfao demi, i've been to Lion's Den. it's like near chillicothe and they have a okay collection >.>
and yay for your first vibe! my first vibe was on my 16th bday lololol
damnit, well im 19 so w/e haha
gosh you sluts. *