weird how you have no idea what the dude looks like, just because the parts are out of place.

that's my uncle George... that's what he looks like. Nothing is out of place.

ok, now I see the resemblance.

I was adopted.

Uncle George has problems when it rains.

and he has to wear nose plugs when he eats soup.

when he blows his nose, does he blow up?

good one! xD

good news is, it's just his beard that's thinning.