Oui?

...how quickly could you get down here?

...to Africa?

I don't know. How quick do I need to?

You have until... around three o'clock, local time.

.....please explain

...I don't want to.

.... I can't just tell my Boss I have to leave because Germany said but he won't say why.

At least make something up.

And if it's a trap, Cote D'Ivoire will beat you to within an inch of your miserable life

You're the one better at making up excuses. And Ivory Coast probably wouldn't want to get involved.

....it's a trap?

Dammit, I'm not wasting my night running around for God knows what. Tell me.

Is it England?

Swear you won't laugh.

Is he hurt?

...I won't laugh anywhere you can see or hear me

...fair enough. I'm drunk, keyed up, alone, and have nothing to do for a few days. Does that explain it well enough?

.....it's a trap.

Yes, in a manner of speaking.

.....you want Italy for yourself so you're luring me away with the promise of sex

I knew this was a waste of time. Forget it.

Hey!

Stop right there. What's the trap?

;...he wants to bang you moron

How's THAT a trap?

Unless he's a Black Window

...Widow

...mm... I guess it wasn't a trap after all, then. Sorry, my mind's... slow.

.....I'll be right over.

Want to do naughty things with Vuvuzelas?

...nnh... I think that would be a bad idea.

Fair enough! You don't need yor kinky equiptment when you have a Frenchman

That's the hope.

You'll get all that you wish for! And more~

...good. Hopefully you don't have anywhere else to be?

Nowhere I want to be.

Very well.

you know everyone can see this, right?

...

...?

...nothing. Just berating myself for my carelessness.

Want me to spank you when I get there?

....I'm out

France, just... be quiet until you arrive. Don't make me rethink this.

fine, fine