zomg I got asked out on like 5 dates today

I hate being in public

Wow. Did you have a sign on your back?

I have 2 signs on my front

they are called a pair of 34Cs with cute little waist

Oh, so they were asking your boobs out on a date.

But I thought your boobs shrunk... or was it really not that much I can't remember.

well they went from Ds to Cs so ... still big

then you just need them to shrink a little bit more!