why? It will say that you're fabulous, a hard worker, and they can't lie without you. Right?

*live

well, either way.

well, i hope it says that... but they do a lot of lying so maybe it says the first one.

100 out of 100 - no improvement in performance could possibly be made

thanks shelley!

well, turns out i was mistaken . it was positive after all!

we knew it!

excellent! That's nerve-wracking.

thanks kim, shelley, and brian! it is rather nerve wracking, espec. in this economy.

Take it right back to them and say "Upgrade my pay to reflect this positive evaluation." Make sure to throw it on the desk with a dramatic

flair

well, of course! what other way would work.although i would prefer to just become the Dark Phoenix and teach them all a well-deserved lesson

I like your idea better. I picture Galadriel when she contemplated taking the one ring "AND THEY SHALL HAVE A QUEEN!!!"

exactly!

You may or may not want to declare that they shall have a queen when you make your proposal.

brian