*sits on them*

That's not how you do a foot massage. B|

I am massaging them with my heart

That seems unsanitary.

Ewwww

See? Katie agrees with me

the answer is 'because I was walking around all day in crappy shoes'

...sole inserts, y/n?

my feet make that an n

since they are weirdshaped they tend to just smoosh around the gel/whatever and make it not work

Bleeeeh being on our feet all day for teh lose