Lose 1/3 of my bodyweight (and more to the point - be super-fit-and-healthy, fuel my body with goodness, and fun-exercise lots )

Become a Roller Derby Star

And lots of other BIG goals, once I put them into words rather than feelings

admirable! just don't wreck yourself in the process

cool.. here, crossing my fingers for you

So I hear it normally takes about a year to get good enough to pass the minimum requirements to play Roller Derby...

My idea of "Star" might have to be re-defined