you need to get out of your funk... *shakes you*

dont. you'll spill my popcorn

dont burn it.. nuffin is worse than burnt popcorn in the office.. it make me want to kill people

i agree

Just don't burn it, k? cause then everyone will be thinking 'who's the bitch that burnt the popcorn?' all adternoon...

oh, someone else wrote that already... I got nothin...

Or you cause the firealarms to go off and make everyone evacuate to the street and they sweat and get upset...

Popcorn makes everything suck less...