why not?

Our apt doesn't allow grills

that's just not right!

doh.

get one of those indoor grills or go to a park

two words - George Foreman, those grills are great for indoor grilling.

or get one of those two burner flat grill things.

get a portable disposable grill and then it's gone after the grilling's done!!! ...oh yes, and invite me over too please