take the bazillion

and run

but if I was a real magician, I could just get a bazillion with the wave of my wand. AND I could do neat tricks.

but if you were a bazillionare you could hire magicians

I thought you already were a magician. I've see you using a magic wand.

in another plurk. lol

I could go for either as well...

_melody_: I've got magic on the mind...

I'm an encyclopedia of really bad 80's power ballads. I love that shit. It's so awful it's awesome.

knittinkninja: haha. it occured to me after i pressed send that that could be taken many different ways.

yeah, I have a few "magic wands" at home that certainly make me feel magical when used.

i have a tote of magc wands i spread about the lands....does that make me a magician?

that makes you a bringer of joy to women everywhere