*is guilty of that*

one day, I was and this sat next to me. The began to me. So I and the was

s726.photobucket.com/alb...

this is why I love plurk … it's SIMILE, folks … not SMILIE … as in, a phrase using "like" to compare things …

I do it allllll the time.

Oh wait.

LMFAO

i can't read and don't read! GO ME!

Nicely done, sir, nicely done

like, I don't get what you're saying. Is it like when one smiles alot like a smily or like if you use a word like "like"? I't like a puzzle

like like lick, they are all interchangeable in my typonese

'Simile' … like, the "Valley Girl" of the literary toolbox.

ewww, like I know what you mean now. like I get it. gah, gag me with a spoon like would ya.

like ... fer SURE!

giggles again at the relative sanity of plurk insanity in an insane world!.

but a plurk is but a beacon from which we shine our lights

this little light of mine is like and LED of hope!

so like...what? like, i don't get it. if we aren't like, talking about smilies, then like...what? *twirls her hair*

Cricketslife: METAPHOR!!! OUT, OUT YOU BLASPHEMER!!!

Can you really afford to kick a friend out of a plurk?

oh, like I would ever do THAT ... 'twas a joke, truly!

cackles

this Plurk.

i metaphor once. she wanted $15 for a quickie but I offered her $25 to wash my truck instead

MortyWatson: you reminded me of a strip-club outside the gate @ Eglin AFB … it was named 'The Matador' but everyone in the dorms …

… just called it 'The Meet-A-Whore'

remembers THAT place.

I've never been to one of those "strip" clubs. OH, I also have a bridge in San Fran for sale if anyone is looking