commits "plurk suicide" 
: Two blondes walk into a bar …
: Two blondes walk into a bar …
… you'd THINK they would've seen it and, I dunno, DUCKED or something? 
buh dum bum
mtjoyschool
is
not blonde... so.. 
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other.
The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
Argh, thanks Fricker, for making me recall the agony of not knowing the punch line to this one! 
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
is blond, and has heard every one, from her red headed mother. 
NeedleNerd: EXACTLY!!! ALWAYS wanted to know that punchline …
NeedleNerd: She opens the car door? 
Heard that one, huh?
Merrick!!!
is
married to (and LOVES) a blond … what do YOU think, Heidi?
I'm a blonde, too. What do YOU think I think?
Don't answer Merrick! There's to many of them in here. Back away quietly and just smile
Live to plurk another day 
LOL
LOL
