his loadavg

make a Hot Pocket.

food is good sir. you can't help me rule the world if you are dying of starvation

so am I!

the same

we should have an Austin lunch meet up at somepoint

come to my house for lunch. I make awesome pasta. From a box, lol.

where entertheraven is and is it raman? Kraft?

he's probably having to hit a drive thru yet again

I live in Virginia xD And nope, not ramen. Either sketti or shells.

sorry entertheraven, but I would starve well before I arrived

entertheraven probably cooks some mean sketti/shells

that would be both sad and hilarious

"dude is he passed out at the wheel?"

"no he's dead from starvation. OH WHY GOD WOULD SOMEONE NOT MAKE HIM A SANDWICH!"

"oh snap, nice watch. Grab it before you dump the body!"