(( I feel like walking in and bully Prussia. ))

((Do eet - he'll throw you out the window though))

(( that won't be possible. and where is Prussia now exactly? ))

((He's in the lounge - Germany put him there to recover))

(( upstairs, white VIP-lounge. ))

(( ....interesting. ))

((prussxhun? <3))

*knocks at the door, wondering if someone's in the room* May I come in?

(( *strangles Russia* ))

((*dies*))

*Winces at the loud knocking. Ow, stars of pain in his vision...* Ugh...no. Go away.

*recognizes the voice, then swings the door open with a voice* Well, well, if it isn't Prussia. *walks towards him with a smirk*

Seems like you're having a hard time recovering from all that drinking.

Oh Lord, why did you set this plague upon me? *Glowers at the ceiling before glaring at you* Piss off. I'm in no mood to deal with you,harpy

*snorts, kneeling down and pokes your forehead* Yeah, just look at you. It's a pity to see you so flushed like this.

*Swats your hand away* Don't /poke/ me. You have sharp nails.

*grins childishly* oh, dear me. *continues to poke* I'll make some nail pox on you then! *laughs*

*Grips your wrist and jerks it warningly* Seriously. Stop it. Or I'm going to throw up all over your shoes.

*frowns, immediately pulls hand away* and like you would do that, asshole. hmph. *stands up and looks around for some jug of water*

*walks towards a small table and holds up the jug* I wonder if I should just pour this all over you.

You dare and I will defenestrate you *growls and massages his aching forehead*

((hungary, make some noise with your frying pan!))

(( .......what why D: ))

((Don't be cruel!))

((it'll make pruss' head to hurt even more~))

.... *sighs and grabs a glass, pouring in water and takes some aspirins from a nearby cabinet* *walks towards Prussia and holds it out*

drink.

(( =u=; ))

*Looks suspicious but takes the pills and water, knocking them back* Hngh. *That's his version of a thank you*

*sighs* Really, Prussia. You should be old enough to take care of yourself now. *places the glass on the small table*

*stares at Prussia, then bends down and touches forehead* You really do look fucked up.

Gee, thanks, I needed your professional opinion to realise that *grumpy* And it's not my fault, Russia tainted the punch.

((you are welcome~ XD))

(( and hungary is also drunk as fuck. ))

(( if I may remind you. ))

*snorts and sits next to him, rolls eyes* and you still drink the punch.

(( /muse won't admit she's drunk too ))

*starts to laugh* I mean hey, I had like, 7 glasses and I'm still okay.

I didn't realise, okay. And I drank more than you *eyes her* You look pretty flushed.

*frowns and quickly looks away* s-shut up, at least I don't feel fucked up like you.

*Snorts then regrets it, rubbing his forehead again* You're probably totally shitfaced.

*laughs, leaning backwards on the sofa* look who's talking. *turns to look at Prussia* I would probably hit you now with my frying pan.

Ugh, please don't.

*smirks, leaning closer* You shouldn't be up now, you know. It'll make things worse.

(( /resists from seme!hungary mode ))

How can I make things worse? =_=

*snorts and pokes nose* you'll trash around, and throw up on everyone. Even with all the security, your brother will not be amused.

I don't think he's ever amused. Period. So that's no big loss.

*slaps his forehead, making him fall backwards to his seat* at least your brother's throwing a party.*scowls*

*Grumbles and clutches his head, seeing stars from that* Ow...

*grins, almost letting out a manly chuckle but ends up with a hic, quickly covering her mouth* ...I-I should go.

Yeah, you should. Go torture some other poor soul- go torture Austria *hand wave* Molest him or whatever you She-Hulks do

(( ......................... *suddenly wants germany to turn into she-hulk and disappears out of shame* ))

((....I did not need that image in my head))

(( sorry. u.u

))

((It's better than that sailormoon!Germany image though *shudders* urgh....))

(( *patpat* ))

(( ............D: ))

*snorts and slaps Prussia's head roughly* You should know better that you're a pervert idiot too, you know.

Ow! Stop doing that you crazy bint! *rubs his head, scowling* And I don't try to deny that I am perverted - but an idiot I am not.

Yes you are a freaking idiot! *growls, sliding up her sleeves and walks towards Prussia with a creepy aura* You can't even figure out how to

invade other countries without MY orders.

What? That is not fucking true! I've taken over other countries without you! *Snarls*

*laughs disbelievingly* oh yeah? Name me one, you douchebag! *hits his head again with her hand*

All this time, when we were small, I helped you take over a hell lot of countries! *pushes him onto the sofa and hisses* and this is what I

get for a thank you!? You denying brat!

Stop shoving me, bitch! *Stands up and towers over you* What? Were you /unconscious/ when Old Fritz was alive? I never needed you.

*growls and tries to fight back, ending up rolling him over and towers him* YOU BASTARD! You needed me, and clung to me all the time! And

you DARE say you never needed me?! *slaps him across the cheek with a low hiss*

*Rolls with the slap, turning his face to glare at you, his cheek red* Even if I /did/ do that, that was centuries ago and forgotten. I

owe you /nothing/ and I never will, so don't hold your breath for a proper undeserved 'thank you'.

((Pff *hurriedly reading up on Hungary/Prussia history relations |D))

(( ... /laughs ))

*grits teeth and holds up hand* Don't make me slap you again, you bastard. All this time, you were my underling. YOU WERE UNDER MY CONTROL.

((I /know/ that Hungary's king kicked out the Teutonic Knights, however, because they were swearing allegiance with the Pope, but that's it)

((And the Pope didn't like the current King and was asking him to hand the throne over to someone else or w/e might be wrong))

(( ouo <does not know anything LOL ))

AND I'M NOT ANYMORE! *Bellows* I'm under no one's control, especially yours you, you psychotic control freak!

((XD Well, Prussia' was the Teutonic Knights first, because they conquered Prussia in the 1200s to use as a training ground))

....What did you just call me..? *grins and calmly strangles him with her left hand, leaning down* How DARE you say that.

((And, er, slaughtered most of the inhabitants of the country because they weren't Catholic :\ ))

(( whoa ouo that's really cool-- okay not cool D: ))

((Yeah. So I wonder if Gilbert was a nationtan of the Teutonic Knights first, then took the name of Prussia when they took over, or if he--

--was Prussia when the Teutonic Knights trundled in and conquered him, turning him into a Teutonic Knight. So w/e))

*Chokes a little but pries off your hand and shoves you away* I can call you whatever I want. Bitch. *Turns away and walks to the door*

(( And what was the successful Prussia of the 18th/19th century was in fact Brandenburg, so it's all a bit weird to wonder where he came

from and where he went to. ))

(( D8 ...... /needs to polish her history knowledge ))

((Yeah - so Prussia's a bit...weird in that who the fuck knows what exactly he's supposed to represent 8|a ))

*folds arms and looks away* Great, another way of saying thank you for taking care of your stupid hangover.

(( .... =u=; ))

((XD Maybe he does represent the Teutonic Order though, which will explain why he's still alive after Prussia was dissolved because the

(( trufax. and that discussion of prussia becoming kaliningrad or the GDR after WW2 is a bit pointless, too. ))

Teutonic Order is still alive today, if I remember correctly))

(( yes. ))

((That's whatI believe anyway - that Gilbert is actually the Teutonic Order, not actually a country for some weird reason))

(( ..... /writes down wow I might end up getting history lessons from you guys if this keeps up XD ))

(( =3= trufax, too, Hungary. but the teutonic order itself did not have much to do with the state of prussia. ))

((Yeah 8|a Damn, Prussia why are your origins so confusing? =3= ))

(( Pfft. xD don't get me started on Germany. If it were for me, he wouldn't even exist. ))

((*Snorts* Germany was born by uniting all the German microstates, wasn't he?))

(( Well, yes. But that process is not really completed yet. ^^; And it is hard to point out a date when Germany was "born". ))

(( oh.... ouo ))

((The official one is the Treaty of Frankfurt isn't it? Ah, what was it? 1871? I'm bad with dates))

(( I've been doing so much research on that these days, stuff that I missed in school and I REALLY understand why I didn't remember it. ))

(( =u= .... treaty of frankfurt... *never heard of that* ))

(( the only thing we learned about Germany was about the Nazis and world wars, and the rest was all about the relations of England with us))

((It's when Prussia steamrolled France and then declared the new German Empire, wasn't it, Germany?))

(( 1871 was the coronation of the Kaiser in Paris. and the official founding of the Reich (Empire in English then.) ))

((Ugh, all we learned in History was American history or the Welfare state, which was boring))

((Ah, yes, that was it))

(( yeah, but there's the whole process that led to that. ))

(( ouo oh... ))

(( there was actually a revolution in 1848/49, much like the French revolution, but since it was Germany, it was more a fail revolution. ))

((XDDD Germany can't carry out revolutions?))

(( so they TRIED to unite the states, but both Prussia and Austria were not happy with their suggestions, then they did not know WHICH s

states had to be included in the united state and all that shit. And they didn't know whether they wanted a complete democracy or a more ))

(( well, Empire-like thing with a Kaiser, like the Holy Roman Empire before. ))

(( ........world history is so confusing. ))

((Oh yes, I've heard of this, I think. They tried to make a parliament, didn't they? But it just...died))

(( and then there were a bunch of wars that stopped the negotiations, too. and bascially, yes))

(( OTL ))

(( and I mean, because germany consisted of so many microstates it was hard to get all of their interests into one constitution. ))

(( oAo h-how many microstates were there...? ))

((God, loads))

(( And yeah, so it... bascially died down, the revolution from below. It had to be Bismarck and Prussia and the revolution from above to

((I think almost one hundred))

unite Germany into the German Empire 1871. ))

(( guts say more. lemme chekc. ))

((there were so many if you took a single step in one direction you're going over someone's border))

(( 27.media.tumblr.com/tumb... *laughs* ))

(( .......... ;;A;; *feels so tiny* ))

(( yes, some of them were THAT tiny. Prussia conquered most of them though, so it'S hard to say. ))

(( ...... *eye twitches* okay. ))

(( some of them got united through marriage... really, between 1815 and 1866, during the German confederation, there were 35 states and ))

(( 4 free cities. ))

(( ....39 then...? ))

(( *nods* but with 70 votes in the national assembly. And thanks to the Danish king being also the duke of Holstein, denmark was part of the

NA, too. But there was also French, British and other representatives. ))

(( oh my. ))

(( yep. That's why I always get a headache when I read about history. Esp. 19th century history. ))

((It's one giant clusterfuck))

(( b-but Germany is organized now, yes? XD ))

(( XD yes, otherwise the reunification could not have happened as quickly as it did. ))

(( *laughs* all well ends well~ ))

(( I still think Europe's a whole cluster though. ))

(( We'll see about that. ))