you

he beat me to it

hahahahaha

hammering a 10 speed bike through a 6 inch board with my penis.....

The Bachelorette lol

that one probably qualifies

The plurk I am about to plurk!

probably something to do with either my ex-husband or tv

doesn't exactly plurk rocket science, sadly. I am complex! I *am*!

I can't decide. There are too many.

then you're not doing it right

LearCale aww, cmon. Sure ya have. Join us bottom feeders!