Wife: 'What are you doing?' 妻：你在作什麼啊？ Husband : Nothing. 夫：沒作什麼。

Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' 妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。

Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.' 夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。

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