[ ooc ] Thank you, UK, you just made my day with those themes. 8D /Happyface
XD;;;;;;;; I did nothing really
You did. e n e Mentioning those themes was more than enough to get my out of my annoyed mood.
.....but you asked XDDDDDDDD
/Seriously looking forward to pregnancy theme Holland >u>
Ffffffff
BUT WHATEVER. I GOT PIRATE SPAIN PREGNANT.
I dunno who would get Holland pregnant e n e
Canada did self insemination.....
....LOL
Denny? >u>''
Ohwaitshitnevermind.
But denny hasn't been on for a while QAQ
.. ; n ;
She's... In Japan. I'm pretty sure.
My thoughts usually go straight to Denny or Spain.
B-Baww
8D Pass the preggers? /shotded
-Punts- I wanna do something outrageous >:C And Holland pregnant is that.
=u=;; hmm, Egypt has nothing to do-- *wide, stupid grin on face*
er... *thinks* poland? or somebody else totally random?
Hmm... I dunno. /Picky OTL
ff, understandable
/would offer himself
... You know, I did happen to come across several GermanyHolland fanfictions....... e v e
me too
They were interesting and quite.. fun, to say the least.
well, I read 5 fanfics with holland
2 with denmark, 1 with belgium and 2 with germany. owo;
Pffft. I read quite a few Holland and Germany fanfictions where either tops.
yep
And I read one where Holland has a stocking fetish
me too
but that was with denmark
Mhmm
Go go go, shave yer legs Denny e u e
XDD yep
The one with Germany was Holland demanding him to go harder... = w =
the one that played 1974 after the wc-final... =3=
...-A little bit late?- -Would offer but plays Lovi too uke and straight-as-a-rainbow to be papa-
Read that one too~
Hungary, you still lurking?
=u=;; ........ *quietly waves*
what do you want. e_e
"straight as a rainbow" *sniggersnortrofl*
eue /Apologies
Does Hungary already have herself knocked up~?
I'd go for straight as a circle... Seeing as you'd be completely gay then 8D
8D Okay then! Straight as a circle!
And Hun's getting knocked up by Port right about now. >u>
. . . . . . . . . ..
Port's already asleep. XD;;
.../Is one of the few people not pregnant sob
Pffffft
/still virgin pff
/Would knock Hungary up, but if Port's already going to do that... = w =
no kittens, Lovi=
N-no... /Sore subject
......... /stares at Holland, horrified
pfft, lilli?
...... ARE YOU MAD? D8>
=n= /offers Lovi at Holland
I'm not getting a 15 year old pregnant ; n ;
in the rp before, our korea come holland knocked up rome come sweden come lilli
=u= /16
j/k
W-what? /No comprehension
Damn, that confused me
lilli was pregnant from holland
but holland was korea before
Lili then--
....
and little was sweden before and before that they were rome
=3= ..........
@.@
/missed Rome ;A;
...That was necessary for the story?
if you want to get switzerland mad
My brain explodes.
yes
*sighs*
because. *points to holland's reaction*
=w= /Draws circles in the corner
*slaps Holland out of random purposes*
And no, I'd like to stay neutral buddies with him, even though we already are at war, sort of. e n e
...
You asshole. XD; Just to make Hol's brain explode.
*Slaps back* >:C
pfft
*growls and slaps back*
/lol slapping game
*Slap battle, go!*
.../Slaps Germany? >u>
*STARES*
why not insement...something.... like Canada did--
/terrified of Germany
autopregnancy?
Canada... probably used Kumajirou ; n ;
yeah, that. =3=
.................
Two people auto-pregging?
pfft
how about england?
/offers a sex doll at Holland
=w=;
England knocked up Spain. XD
right
I forgot that XD
/Forgets a lot of these
You were knocked up by Denmark
holland?
At least, I think
es?
Yes*
how about japan?
.... e n e
.......
perfect. eue
*Shoves Taiwan at Japan*
/saw a doujinshi at that
/Knows Hol dislikes HolPan
...PanHol in this circumstance?
....... /Taiwan belongs to Hongy
d'Aw
D8
*Cough* I'm going to have to say... I pretty much dislike any pairing with Japan. OTL
Baw, I'm such a picky bastard, it isn't funny anymore.
;w;'' /Picky too, sometimes
yeah, well, all other choices are pretty much crossed out
Mhmm.
and belgium isn't really an option either
True.
.......ouo
... What's that face for, Lovi?
you could ask nii-san, he'd be terrified though and girlmany would tease him ENDLESSLY if he got holland pregnant, but nii-san's bottom
Fffffff. That'd be totally amusing though.
...
/agrees
Nothing~ /Wouldn't mind getting pregnant but would be a little awkward with the pregnancy
Spain would kill me.
Pff. ;w;' 'S not like we're doing this theme together or anything.
And I mean, not just kill me, but tear me apart, burn me, torture me, think of anything else horrible kill me.
=u=;; ..
.........|D;
I think she'D be amused
She'd probably have fun making a big deal out of it/threatening your life.
I'm sure I'd have more fun in pointing out that if she continues Spain will end up just as bankrupt as Greece = w =
if it weren't for my two kids already, I'd do it
I'mma try and persuade Gilbo.
=w= /Salute
You and your harem, Germany. :'>
*waggles eyebrows*
Don't think Lovi would be much of a choice unless it'd be.... drunk sex and pregnancy by accident.
pfft.
And they'd both be too tsundere. = 3 =
=w=; Tsundere soulmates! /Shot
... I actually just imagined how it'd happen.
It's... amusing, mind you.
With sparkles and such? /Thinks pregnancy theme is supposed to be amusing anywho
it's cracky
No, not with sparkles. xD
B'aww. =w= /Could see it happening randomly, like carts crashing together in the supermarket or something
FFFFFF LOVI. xD
I can totally see them being rejected and then Holland going to Belgium, but she doesn't want him around and thus heading for Romano = w =
And they both sulk, drink, get drunk, be a bunch of tsundere sissies and sex ensues 8D
ouo Perfect. XDD; And Bel plays as matchmaker to get Hol off her back. >u>
Now. Who is the one getting pregnant? e v e
..../C-c-can't seme aah
When you're drunk, everyone can = w =
And if not, riding is an option.
Nnn... ////
Baw~
-Flails arms; pathetic- /Would like to be seriously bitchy and abusive to you throughout pregnancy :'D
Oh God.
/Would probably be in denial when pregnant and then a bitch = w =
Pssh. /Would take advantage to throw shit. A lot
Especially if Hol rejected baby clothes that were picked out/ food Lovi made/etc.
/Would probably beat someone up
LOL
Oh God, I can see it happen
"No." "............................. -THROWS A MASSIVE FIT-"
Not so quietly though
Exactly. Even in the middle of a store. "Are *you* the fucking one carrying this child!? Tell me/"
"It's not like it's my fault you're pregnant. This is why a woman should always use birth control."
"-Screaming- Are you calling me a woman!?"
"Unless a man suddenly grows a womb, then, yes, I am."
"...-Dead silence- -Pulls out weapon-"
"What're you going to do with that, kill me? You sure you'll be able to raise a child that will look like me~?" The bastard.
PFFF-- /Dies
Teehee~
;;w;; They'd be the most dysfunctional couple.
Yup ; w ;"
...The poor child would know most of the swears in Italian Dutch and English by the time it could speak.
It's first word: Fuck.
Anyway, m'dear, I'm going to take a nap because my sleep got interrupted = 3 =
;u; -Tucks in; cuddle- Sleep well. And get a good amount of sleep this time. :T