wow is that shit for real?

have to look those verses up

dude! those verses are real! God's kind of a prejudiced asshole. and my parents wonder why i don't believe in the bible

Exodus 21: 20, 21 are also very unsettling

and believe me, "God hates shrimp" doesn't compare to Exodus

partial to GOD HATES FAGS AND SCALLOPS. Sign held by rabbi.

yeah. fucking westboro baptist church

yeah, the things that are banned by god in the bible seem pretty arbitrary...and proof the bible really isn't supposed to be taken literally

yeah. Most people who believe it word for word haven't actually read it, and those who do either don't take it literally or become atheists

or wind up like these god hates shrimp people

they don't take it literally, but use it to mock people who do, because it sounds even more ridiculous than "god hates gays"

yeah, but don't forget about the westboro baptist church. I thought it was a joke at first but they're dead serious. The god hates shrimp

thing is probably a joke, but you'd be surprised how stupid some people can be