so there's this one guy, He's famous on the internet, name unmentioned, partly due to the wikipedia article in his name...

expecting him to be at the party and was hoping to hit on him but that would require him and his long distance girlfriend to be kaput

he and his girlfriend are kaput. He is aware of her single status. He had a meaningful albeit drunken conversation about

meaningful conversations

and the importance of being able to have them wqith a potential romantic interest

also met a guy with whom she had meaningful conversation with, which the other party hosts thought she should hook up with

who is... get this...

around the corner from her house

from New Orleans

interested in going to the poboy place

an Obama fan against prop 8

which she had several conversations with, all of which she enjoyed

who is single and totally cute

she should date them both

bad though because if she dated wikipedia guy, it might be for the wrong reasons

would feel like Palin, taking advantage of a famous but socially awkward guy...

Go for it Jen, you only live once!

hell yeah

get down on it...get down on it!