If they are clean, please make use of the handy cabinets located just to the right of the stove, below the counter.

If they are dirty, may I direct you to the sink, located three feet down the counter, or the dishwasher, directly across from the stove.

Thank you for your cooperation.

/endrant

just look for little bits of food on them is still unsure just wash them out with soap

also a car statistically more dangerous than dirty dishes

Whether they're clean or dirty isn't the issue, really. WHY IS EVERYTHING ON THE COUNTER? The cabinets are half empty, it's so bad!

ok so he sucks at unloading a sink or dishwasher