walks into the store asking for 2 Giant subs. I started flirting with her and we were talking about how she plays club soccer etc.

Everything was going awesome, and I ring her up, she pays, and I bag the two subs. I asked her if she wanted a bigger bag for the 2 subs.

She says "yes", so I bag them up, and say "have an awesome night" to which she replies "Thanks ". I go to give her the bag...

Tearing it in half violently as the subs roll off the counter and onto the floor. FML.

Aww... that's really not so bad.

It was soo not smooth haha

I didn't say it was smooth either.

But it did make me want a sandwich...