A newlywed couple from Goshen …

Spent their honeymoon sailing the ocean …

And in 28 days …

They got laid 80 ways …

… … just IMAGINE the f*cking DEVOTION!!!

omg I love that so much.

LOL

To his friend, Ned said, rather blue, "My wife Edith just told me we're through, For she says I'm too fat."

And his friend told him that, "You can't have your cake and Edith, too."

MortyWatson: Nice one, buddy!