no no. It's the LEEDS lights. We'll have no talk about this Christ malarky.

that's not really how I feel, but it's how a customer reacted the other day when I said "Christmas lights".

oh, and I got stopped by a Christian Missionary type who tried to convert me to his cockamamy way of thinking too... I just attract nutters!

not as much as me...

you've always gotta try to one up me ain't ya...

i'm a competitive arse. So yes.