MattLat
says
After a lengthy discussion here at work, it's been officially decided: Unicorns poop marshmallows, fart rainbows, and throw up glitter.
TallyAmy
says
its a proven scientific fact 
Bootyp
asks
what do they burp up?
passlake
says
ogre jizz. Oh, that's wrong.
MattLat
says
someone with more veterinary knowledge than myself has pointed out that members of the equus genus can't throw up
MattLat
says
which means that most likely glitter comes from some other source. Back to the drawing board.
MattLat
says
In a special referendum, it was decided by a panel of 5 (3 yea, 2 nay) that unicorns are magical and can throw up if they so desire.
passlake
says
unicorns are also NOT horses, although they do bear a superficial resemblance--ergo, they are not *necessarily* equine, so the point is moot
MattLat
says
quiet from the peanut gallery, you're not on the special unicorn advisory board.
Bootyp
asks
I'll vote if it comes down to a tie
MattLat
says
quit spouting your conspiracy theories
Bootyp
says
oh wait
Bootyp
says
no tie hahahaha
passlake
is
pouting.
paulus
says
unicorns can do anything even shoot guns... if they're metal enough.
paulus
says
yeah unicorns are fscking metal! 
upgrayedd
says
what is the official advisory on playing leapfrog with a unicorn?