*no* watermelon can be that good.

God, it better be made of diamonds or something.

is this like a Japanese bondage melon?

and it doesn't even do the dishes?!

these special melons are grown only on one island - maybe it is the LOST island.

"bondage melon"

maybe they watered with sake that was $300/bottle

it's pretty. it's probably highly collectible among people with disposable money suppliez.

collectible? its going to rot in a few weeks.

I'd make it into a melon margarita. They rock.

nah, they have special melon refrigerators.

melon has to be nice and cold before you pulverize it and add tequilla

did someone say *margarita*? i knew i was missing something today

which the keep in special melon rooms.

it should taste like gold for that price

that's too damn much for a tiny melon

gosh. who would've thought?