you're sending me into time warp mode nogbad - hiya! (avoids working out time of day!)

"hi, honey. I've shrunk the kids"

I saw an advert where someone claims to have shrunk the internet to fit it on a mobile phone - awesome!

WoW - whatever next!

I tried to work out how small each page would need to be. Very tiny, maybe the size of a cell in the skin of an onion?

nano technology

I wonder if they get someone to rewrite the pages using very small writing? Or maybe they have a special squeezing machine?

It's actually a miniaturised sausage machine and the pages pop out tiny but perfectly formed

I knew you'd know! that's a very PhD thing - not something I'd have come across. I bet Eingang has an iSausage machine!

undoubtedly - it fits into a corner of the iPhone and ensures she can see all of the Internet!

I don't grind 'n tell.