welcomes you!

hey!

Yo Soapbox!

it will come to you quickly, i promise

oh yes...so quickly...and before you know it...you'll be hooked!

Cool. I feel like I'm learning email for the first time

tofu with gravy before sunrise

why far too often for a grown man

just doesn't believe that...

his way to the light switch with trepidation

I mean about the tofu...

, but not too much because it hurts

okay...now also about the light switch and trepidation.

and gives and gives, and you just take

roadkill is oversharing

running out of verbs

AGREES.

...with Missives.

there were more verbs

talking to himself again

digs freestyle

to clarify that the "taking" wasn't directed at anyone in particular...

to ask for clarification, I mean.

so clarified

certain roadkill was spouting nonsense

hey Missives! Recover from Xcel yet?

absolutely. i felt bad today, because i finally had to tell a dnc girl to stop talking and get off my porch, becuase i already DONATED

but SHEESH... stop talking

meant to say "and you just bake" not "take", which is a good thing, actually

roadkill may have baked tonight

amazed that the dnc girl wasn't more sensitive. Did you mention that you were also there? And know all about the candidate? Geesh!

wonders how much longer Missives will deliberate over whether to confirm Plurk friendship

i briefly considered inviting her in and forcing her to sit through a slideshow of all 123 photos

you ARE baked. i approved that about 20 minutes ago

Yes! That's what I'm talkin' about!

That would've been great.

I did door to door for Obama. It's a little scary. Never know if some freak will lock you in the basement or something...

instead, i let my white dog rub all over her black jeans

...or force you to watch a slideshow.

Just kidding!!!

dude, I'm sooo baked! Not getting plurk...

exactly, sbm

the same dog that poops on demand? That would have been an escalation. Save that for the McCain guy.

so this is basically glorified instant messenger, except they're saved for all your friends to see in perpetuity?