HELLO

tylyama: Hi bed. I didn't know you could talk back. I'd like to crush you with my enormous weight now.

O HAI ENORMOUS WEIGHT. DON'T WORRY I CAN TAKE YOU. GO AHEAD!

i'm so FLATTENED by your generosity. and soon you will be, too.

YESSS.. THAT GETS ME EXCITED. YOU AND I IN DREAMLAAAAAAND.

EVEN THOUGH YOU CRUSH ME EVERYDAY, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU

tylyama: WOW, that's FREAKY O_O my bed is into S&M.

tylyama: DREAMLAND or NIGHTMARE-VILLE

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE CHAINS YET

SURELY IT'S THE FORMER

tylyama: KINKY. do you have pink furry handcuffs too O_O?

IN THE STASH BELOW

DON'T YOU REMEMBER? YOU BOUGHT IT PLACED IT UNDERNEATH

tylyama: no, i'm pretty sure that ain't me. ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH OTHER PEOPLE?! D:

tylyama: err... i don't like where this game is going O_O

OMG THIS BED IS SHOCKED.

tylyama: GO TO YOUR ROOM! BAD BED!

*BED STOMPS ON THE FLOOR*

tylyama: FUDGE MY BED HAS LEGS. oh wait. right.

*BED LOCKS THE ROOM* GO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR!

tylyama: at least the floor loves ME and only ME. CHEATER!

THE FLOOR IS COLD. LIKE YOUR HEART!!

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ManlierThanHeechul101: Reading this first thing in the morning hurts my eyes O_O

ikr!

THE BED IS NOW JEALOUS OF THE FLOOR

tylyama: Floor and I, we're like this

AH YOU AND THE FLOOR. MAGSAMA KAYO! AND DON'T GO STEALIN MY PILLOWS.

tylyama: I love your new FabCon, Bed -- is it JEALOUSY by Downy?

tylyama: