BooMBooM
wants
to know why she can't scrounge up a date to save her life right now??
Yeah, I agree, why CANT you? That is crazy. You're all hot and such... 
BooMBooM
says
awww thanks Jill! I would have never thought of that on my own! Man I'm dumb sometimes
BooMBooM
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I think there's a nasty rumor going around that I have vaginal dentata, it has to be something like that.....
you are obviously asking the wrong folks =)
BooMBooM
says
maybe that's the problem, I haven't been asking. I want to be the girl for once dammit 
!!
!!
So girlie. You wanna go out some time?
dwivian
says
vagina dentata.... why is my brain sounding that to 'hakuna matata'?
dwivian
says
That'd be it! Used to read QoW regularly. Thanks!
Yep, that one's a classic. 
BooMBooM
says
fantastic....just fantastic
whatthecast
says
so are you looking for an actual date and guys aren't there, or is it guys are just looking for a quickie and you're not interested?
BooMBooM
says
looking for an actual date, but no one's interested when I'm single apparently.
dwivian
says
have you tried taking up macrame?
BooMBooM
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I might give it a shot....O.o
dwivian
says
well, you have everything else going for ya, so I was working outside the box...
dwivian
says
....of course, that could be the problem right there.... ((duck, hide))
BooMBooM
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lol,
dwivian
says
maybe some other crafty things come to mind? knitting seems to be big...
BooMBooM
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no way! I'm trying to get away from old lady activities.
dwivian
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Hey, you can knit anything! Try doing some of the weird urban knitting projects....
the only reason I can think you would have trouble getting a date is guys assume you are so awesome you MUST be spoken for.
Asking is easy. Generating interest... not so much
BooMBooM
says
Lol, yeah I must be made of pure awesome then.
OK honest opinion here. You're gorgeous and a massive fucking hoot to hang out with. Funny as hell and that takes brains which are dammed
attractive too.
They only thin I can see as a negative is your in your face, no holds barred personality" I love it and know that most of the guys here
do Too but I'm sure it scares of some men.
but then you wouldn't want one that is scared off by that anyway.
BooMBooM
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darn tootin'
*points at TheGreyMan* yeah.. what he said.
BooMBooM
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lol
I know... I know.. I'm soooo smooth. 
BooMBooM
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smooth as burlap
rawr!!!
BooMBooM
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I wasn't aware burlap made those kinds of noises O.o
well, if used correctly it does.
You strange sick little man....
I knew I liked you for a reason
awww shucks man, tanks
BooMBooM
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awwww...aren't you girls cute!!
BooMBooM
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for a girl
BooMBooM
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nothing wrong batting for both teams.
not at all. I'm all for it. Not really my practice, but you got my vote.
BooMBooM
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lol thanks, I just like to keep my options open.
hehe I like that you keep your options open too.
BooMBooM
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most people do
the smart ones at least.
BooMBooM
says
yup
and again, yes dear... anything you say dear.. yes dear.
BooMBooM
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:bleh:
what, didnt hear the sarcasm? 
BooMBooM
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no I did, it's just hard to type & eat mashed potatoes
ahh is all good. I can get whipped, but not THAT easily. hehe
BooMBooM
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I'm so much meaner than I look,
dwivian
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whipped potatoes?
BooMBooM
says
yup, nice & soft that way
dwivian
says
good for the recently surgery'd.
BooMBooM
says
yeppers, I'm told I can have some real food tomorrow, including the possibility of meat even
dwivian
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may have to cook some bacon, then
BooMBooM
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Loves you 
BooMBooM
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kk, no problem
BooMBooM
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Hye it's what I do
BooMBooM
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*hey
BooMBooM
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Lawl
bacon that is...
BooMBooM
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well, I just had pretty major oral surgery, it's a reward for me being so brave, that & Dwiv knows I'm a fucking foody
hehe ohh I'm not hating you for it. I'm just a bit jealous
BooMBooM
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Yeah it's cool, I'm glad I feel good enough to go
BooMBooM
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amem to that
BooMBooM
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well that's a downer
BooMBooM: its ok, more fo rme when I get home!! hehee we can be drug drunk together!! whoo hoo. hehe
BooMBooM
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lol
BooMBooM
says
maybe so
or at least have fun trying
BooMBooM
says
it seems everything is for fun these days
BooMBooM
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yes, "eat, drink, & be merry, for tomorrow we die"
as long as I dont have to be Mary
BooMBooM
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I actually have a blessed Virgin saints medal, that I always wear.
very nice
BooMBooM
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yeah, it's the blessed virgin of Guadeloupe, I love it
I just looked it up. I do like her!!!
BooMBooM
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I got mine when I was buying my friend Joey one for his Birthday
very cool
BooMBooM
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yeah he liked it
I was waiting for that 100. you beat me to it
BooMBooM
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lol, thanks guys
BooMBooM
says
anything!??
BooMBooM
says
>.>....
BooMBooM
says
that works
dwivian
says
I always wear Dominic, myself.
dwivian
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And, you're a fucking foodie? I knew about the food, but didn't realize sex was involved.
dwivian
says
I'll have to clean more of the house, now.
BooMBooM i'm perpetually scaring away potential dates myself, so i've pretty much given up...
BooMBooM
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dwivian: oh not like that! I I just couldn't think of any other word besides conisuer sp? & I'm not that hoitey-toitey
sounds like a plan
BooMBooM
says
right then, you got a date for my party in two weeks??
that would be you, baby
BooMBooM
says
Damn straight! you better put on your pretty pj's for me little lady
fuck, i don't own any frilly pjs...
BooMBooM
says
well you just put somethin' on & we'll be ok, don't want anyone eyeballin' my date
whatthecast
says
aw, but like looking at itarille
BooMBooM
says
any other time, the 5th's my night!!
dwivian
says
if you don't want anyone looking at her, she'll need a burkah
whatthecast
says
BooMBooM you don't like to share? aw 
BooMBooM
says
I'll just to stab some folks is all
Jilly
is
thinking of buying footie pj's for the partie.
er party
does a t-shirt and sweatpants work as pjs?
BooMBooM
says
yeppers
LINGERIE CONTEST
BooMBooM
says
"oww oww"1
BooMBooM
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glad to see we're on the same page here. I can be the judge
Oh can I MC the show?
BooMBooM
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thegreyman: O'course!
Sweet!
BooMBooM
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oh yeah it's gonna be good times
Boozes, and Jammies, and boobie oh my! 
BooMBooM
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hey what else would you expect on My birthday??
A HOT TUB!! Need to get Gnome involved in this....
BooMBooM
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lol, he's been invited, don't know if he gt the evite or not
hmmm shoulda asked him last night.
BooMBooM
says
I'll send him something on myspace, he usually checks that
BooMBooM
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hey it's my party, I want it to be fair
BooMBooM
says
yeah, just friend me on myspace & I'll send it to you there