Fuck, the gf is away and she left her dog here for the evening... it just puked on my shoes. Sorry for being all TMI 
A.Arelle
says
sorry if the swearing offends but I'm almost sure you'd sound the same if it was your shoes
yeah, shit... you're gonna hafta get over that. 
we don't mind, and will advise you loudly and opinionatedly what we think about your self-censorship, young lady. 
A.Arelle
says
Thank fuck! Was worried for a second but it won't happen again
Bitey
says
I just have to remember that "FUCK ME!!!!!" usually isn't an instruction
A.Arelle
says
It might be but I'll be sure to let you know if that's the case