I swear I want to kill the women you work with

Or we can dress them up in Yankee uniforms and have Spence beat the shit out of them

Of we dress them up and hand them to Spence that might be to messy. Lol

You should've asked if she thought of that while inhaling a tub of cookie dough ice cream while reading the Cathy comics taped to the fridge

while her cats sat around her since they were trapped in her gravity field.

yeah just say next time that yes it has sailed to greener shores away from your dry sandy wrinkled ass shore!

Or the classics like "Wow, you look tired!" or "You gaining weight for your next hibernation period?"

raedahlin: OH FUCK YEAH! I'M ALL FOR THAT!