DON'T YOU DIE ON ME JOHNNY. D:<

*shakes!*

hjkflgjhfHFDGG

B-but it's gettin' dark now sir

Dark and heavy...

COME ON MAN YOU CAN DO THIS

/wraps up in a blanket

God DAMMI- *ducks*

*RATATATATATATATATATATA. BOOOOMMMSSSSH.*

Ya...Ya gotta go on without me.

I'M NOT LEAVING YOU HERE.

Ya got a girl back home, ya got a life ahead of ya. I only got long neck bottle back home.

*TOTALLY not crying SHUT UP*

COME ON MAN

*J-jusy leaking MAN WATER. Yeah.*

COME ON MAN

WE HAVE SO MUCH TO DO IN OUR LIVES STILL

It's a-alright... my life was here w...w...-COUGH COUGH SPUTTER.-

with you guys-- and now it's over. I-- I don't regret a second of it...!

I love yuu gaiz /cough cough.....KEELS OVER

dammit.../FIST TO THE GROUND

DAMMIT

/MAN TEARS

*clings* NOOOOOOOOOOOO~

..............

/shit, what just happened?

(Pru had a manly death)

/is the girl back home

/this is why I missed it

/didn't find out until two men in army uniforms approached my door with a letter. >:

I am sorry, madam.

It's alright, she was more in love with her beer bottles than she was with me.

*presents flag, salutes*

*. . . tries to subtly peer into the house to see if any beer is left*

/PULLS AWAY FROM HOUSE AND SMACKS/

HOLD IT TOGETHER

/put it in will that beer would go to their team.

/didn't get anything. you cheap bastard.

/You never put out woman B(

*blubbers shamefully*

*clings*

I- I just miss her so mu-hu-huch~

IT SHOULDA BEEN ME MAN

IT SHOULDA BEEN ME

/patpat

We were too late, man

/it's not my fault I got tired of coming home to you passed out on the sofa. I met a nice Italian man down the street.

Too...........fucking.....late

/watches the drama bomb

/doesn't know what the hell happened in this plurk but, links it to be in 'likes' anyway