Two atoms walk into a bar ... one says to the other: "OMIGOSH! I think I just lost an electron!!" The other one says:

"Are you positive???"

You should be charged for such awful jokes...

hears crickets

would that be 'charged' as in strapped to a sturdy chair complete with stylish metal headpiece and fashionable leather arm/leg straps? LOL

No, charged as in tied to a stake and watching an enraged rhino coming closer...

he wearing a top-hat?? 'Cause, ya know ... I refuse to be gored by a charging rhino lest he be properly dressed for the occasion ...

No, he isn't, but since you're tied to a stake there isn't anything you can do about it. Oh, the humanity!

ah well ... if my lot is to be trampled by an uncouth mammal with NO sense of proper social niceties ... so be it. =P

You should positively be charged for that.

B+ can lend a + for this purpose

i think i lost some "attraction" to this plurk ...

Oh ... don't be so 'negative', MortyWatson