he needs to get a different hobby...

this one is much more fun. ^__^

it's creepy, so it may be a perfect hobby for the Russian."

thanks him for the compliment!

doesn't think *THAT* was a compliment. Weird Russian man.

he's being silly. =u=

pouts. He's just in a very antagonistic mood! He can't help these things. =3=

if her brat would like some help B|

he's man enough to troll on his own... but she can come if she doesn't stalk him.

won't stalk you, just wants to help.

would love to troll people with her then.

Yay! Who do we troll first B|

they should bug the crap out of that capitalist pig. B|

"........ Alfred?" fidgets, because he's so cute ... and sweet ... and made her a birdhouse ....

nods. "Da! He's an awful jerk that ruined my glorious empire!"

scratches the back of her head, "But ... wouldn't you rather pick on Latvia ... or Liet?"

shakes his head. "Nyet. I'm in the mood to bother America now!"

really torn here, she likes America ... and he's so nice ... and cute ... and ... sweet ... "Are you sure?"

nods firmly. "Da. I really want to."

"What do you want to do to him?"

shrugs. "Poke him with the pipe. Insult him, his people, and his economy. Make him paranoid about the revival of the Soviet Union."

"........ revival of the Soviet Union?" doesn't think that'

's ever going to happen.

nods vigorously. "The USSR is just sleeping! It will wake up again one day!"

sighs, thinks it odd that everyone thinks she's the crazy one. "When do you want to do this ... now?"

also considered rather insane... "Whenever is fine~"

"He lives rather close to me actually, I wonder if he's even home?" Really doesn't want to be mean to Alfred, he's so adorable.

find a way to get in. "Probably. It can't hirt to check, da?"

*hurt

"N-niama ... it doesn't hurt." takes the lead and walks over to Alfred's house.

follows, humming a merry yet threatening tune.

looks at the house curiously when they arrive. "It looks like he's home, but ... something here is funny."

agrees. The place almost looks like a fortress. Oh well, that meant America would be extra paranoid and he could have more fun!

"You have to get inside brat, and I don't think that is going to happen today." wonders what's wrong with Alfred ... poor guy.

goes up and bangs loudly on the door.

smiles sweetly at him. "But I am not a communist anymore, da?"

smirks. "So are you saying that you hate people like little Liet? He was a communist once, da?"

sighs. "Your logic makes not sense. No wonder everybody hates you."

looks at the door, then at her brother, back at the door, then at her brother ... "Alfred? It's me." pouts.

about it. "No, I'm pretty sure everyone does. Stupid fatty."

waves back, giving him a small smile. "I saw some birds at the birdhouse the other day."

... doesn't think this sounds like trolling. .__.

... goes off to find a way to sneak into America's house.

"They look like sparrows, but that's okay, I like sparrows too." looks at the door. "Can I come inside?"

"eep!" squeals out loud when he picks her up, but then snuggles up to him "Ditch brat? Where do you want to go?"

"Oh ... like an adventure." Sits down in the truck and looks around. "Where did Ivan go, anyway?"

"... probably." feels sad about that.

indeed into his house and messing with everything. He hopes Al didn't like his video games, laptop, or big screen TV too much.

left him a few other surprises as well and hopes he enjoys finding them~

"He wanted me to help him troll you ... but you're so nice, and cute ... and you made me a bird house ... I couldn't do it to you."

bristles just a bit. "He's not really a commie anymore."

"Well ... I was part of the soviet union then too ... does that mean I'm a commie?"

looks at the arched brow. "I like you too Alfred ... I like you a lot."

closes her eyes and presses into the kiss, then looks up at him wistfully. "I really really ... like you ... ." gives him a quick kiss_

on the lips, blushing bright red.

"Uhm ... what about my brat? Is he still in your house?" Not sure if it's okay to leave him here alone.

"But he's not a ..." sighs and settles into the truck seat. "Where are we going?"