Ciel
thinks
this is quaint.
Not "quaint". Fun!
...
Your abuse of emoticons...
We can even make smiles. 
CIEL, ARE YOU THERE?
CIEL
CIEL?
Yes.
SHIERU
....
You're annoying.
Claude
says
I believe we are in agreement.
My Lord.
That's not nice. 
Ciel,y ou should be nicer.
Girls will never like you that way.
Oz Bezarius
is
THIS CLAUDE?
The creepy guy, right?
Hi Mr. Creepy guy!
Ciel
says
Yes. That's Claude.
He actually can't be trusted.
Claude the Creepy.
He's a liar, a thief and a good-for-nothing-butler
Seems like it.
Stay away from creepy guys, Ciel.
And anyway, I'm nice when I have to be, there's no need to try and keep an act.
Tch.
You'll never be popular that way~
Try smiling!
There are lots of them!
No.
See?
Yes.
Don't make me get Alois in here, Ciel.
Those look stupid.
...
Alois is busy.
Don't blame me if you're face freezes funny!
It's 'Your' not 'You're'.
Toe-may-to, toe-mah-toe.
ALSO
EXPLAIN THIS TO ME, CIEL
It's proper grammar.
Why didn't I get to go?
Page not found.
...darn.
It's you in mouse ears.
At Disney.
I didn't go to that place.
Obviously you did, if there's a picture.
I wanted to go to!
I didn't.
Anyway I wouldn't want to go to that sort of amusement park.
It's for children.
You are a child.
Papa Ciel.
...
I am fourteen.
Chiiiiild.
And I'm twenty-five, so what?
...You are not.
Are so.
You don't look it and you don't act like it.
Looks are deciving!
decieving?
decieiving?
deceiving.
That.