I leave Plurk for two minutes and it explodes in responses. How am I to do any work with you people and your constant updates?
You can tell if a soul is fat, right?
...Excuse me?
Just answer!
It's a version of Ciel, sir.
/bites hand to keep from laughing too loudly
Er. Yes, I suppose so. Why?
Does Alois have a fat soul?
No, I don't suppose he does, Ciel.
WHY IS EVERYONE LYING?
I apologize. Why would you think he had a fat soul?
MY SOUL IS NOT FAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD
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Looks pretty fat from here.
...
Who the hell are you?
Now, now, children. Let's all act like adults here.
... William. /sleeve tug
/offers popcorn
....Yes, Ronald?
/takes popcorn
Just watch them. It's better this way.
I see.
Tea?
Yes, thank you. /SIPS