... cowboy hats?

That's what I wrote.

Why are you looking at cowboy hats?

I feel like looking at cowboy hats.

Let me choose one for you.

Do you really want to?

I like cowboy hats.

All right.

Find me a nice one.

Okay.

This is excellently symmetrical.

Kid... you know I'm a man, right?

Yes. And?

... That is a cow*girl* hat.

That doesn't make it any less aesthetically pleasing. I enjoy both roses and symmetry.

... I enjoy people not grabbing my ass thinking I'm the only lady in Vegas.

I don't understand how that hat would get you confused for a woman.

We need a second opinion.

I can find something else.

/but he's still BOOKMARKING THIS

Something that says 'I have wrestled wild wolves' would be preferable, Kid.

All right.

How is this?

........................

Am I being trolled?

I think you'd look nice in it.

But all right, let me find something that appeals to *your* aesthetics.

I feel like either of those ends with me in a denim miniskirt wondering why I ever try to make anyone but myself happy...

The pattern isnt as symmetrical as Id like, but...

...

Su... sure, Kid. If it would make you happy.

Not satisfied? Let me try again.

Would you prefer straw?

!

I'm all right with that one!

Most hats that involve fur are not very attractive.

I wanted to capture your murdering a wolf in hat form, but it doesn't seem possible.

I like that straw one!

I like it too.